Wanna see a perfectly cognizant, fully-spectacular, Son-ripened-Heaven?? … yet, I’m not sure if we're on the same page if you saw what I saw. Greetings, earthling. Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven’s Big-Bang’s gonna be like: meet this advanced, bombastic, ex-mortal Upstairs for the most extra-groovy-paradox, pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Yummy-Reality-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy, robust-N-risqué-passion you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-smmmokin’-hot-deal. Cya soon…
Hmmm... Cya kept our post. Dunno Y. Nevertheless, we've gotta lotta MO savvy schtuff, toots (all for da taking):
I’d looove for you to peruse our 24 blogs; however, lemme first explain something: my solemn duty, dear, is to serve and honor you with fundamental blueprints for Civilization’s Psychiatrist…
I’d also love to giveth unto thee ideas simply because I love the girlish species: thots you never thot of, the picturesque protagonist, par excellence, the non-perishables, the luxurious ditzy-glitz: the generous, undiluted expansion of d’bizarre; the epic endoorphins – an open door to an onomatopoeia Vernacular, from the high-flying, barnstorming, toxic firewurKS from yeee-haw KS taking you in a completely new direction than where you originally planned!! O! the mind doth boggle, girly-whirly!!
Why else does a moth fly FROM the night than to a bold, attractive candle Light?? Don’t let His extravagant Brilliance be extinguished. You’re creative, yes? Then, fly-away with U.S. to the antidote…
Whether you obtain morality4mortality to wiseabove or just glean tantalizing specimens for thy next best seller, you shall find in our blogs a lotta (subliminal) moxie which has taken this sinfull mortal yeeeeers to compile: I lay it ALL out for you, dear, with All-Star-Oxygems:
Wouldn’t ya love an endless eternity of aplomBombs falling on thy indelible cranium? An XtraXcitinXpose with no zooillogical-expiration-date? An IQ much higher than K2? An extraordinarily, anti-establishment-victory with both sardonic, satirical wit Who’s savvy and avant-guarde-humility?? Here’s what the exquisite, prolific GODy sed (with a most-excellent-detector of bull§ht):
“Faith, hope, and love, the greatest of these is love – jump into faith… and you’ll VitSee with love” Doesn’t matter if you don’t believe (what I write); God believes in you.
Meet me Upstairs, girl, where the Son never goes down from a super-passionate, lucrative iconoclasm where you’ll find nonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsX… of deluxe-HTTP [<- pi] opportunities for excitement BTW.
Do it. Do the deed, dude. Sign into the Big-Zaftig-House.
PS “It is impossible that anyone should NOT receive all that they have believed and hoped to obtain; it gives Me great pleasure when they hope great things from Me and I will always give them more than they expect” -our Lord Jesus to Saint Gertrude
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Precisely why I had my epiphany:
Wanna see a perfectly cognizant, fully-spectacular, Son-ripened-Heaven?? … yet, I’m not sure if we're on the same page if you saw what I saw. Greetings, earthling. Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven’s Big-Bang’s gonna be like: meet this advanced, bombastic, ex-mortal Upstairs for the most extra-groovy-paradox, pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Yummy-Reality-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy, robust-N-risqué-passion you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-smmmokin’-hot-deal. Cya soon…
Hmmm...
Cya kept our post.
Dunno Y.
Nevertheless,
we've gotta lotta MO savvy schtuff, toots
(all for da taking):
I’d looove for you to peruse our 24 blogs;
however, lemme first explain something:
my solemn duty, dear, is to serve and honor you
with fundamental blueprints for Civilization’s Psychiatrist…
I’d also love to giveth unto thee ideas
simply because I love the girlish species:
thots you never thot of,
the picturesque protagonist, par excellence,
the non-perishables, the luxurious ditzy-glitz:
the generous, undiluted expansion of d’bizarre;
the epic endoorphins – an open door to an
onomatopoeia Vernacular,
from the high-flying, barnstorming,
toxic firewurKS from yeee-haw KS
taking you in a completely new direction
than where you originally planned!!
O! the mind doth boggle, girly-whirly!!
Why else does a moth fly FROM the night
than to a bold, attractive candle Light??
Don’t let His extravagant Brilliance be extinguished.
You’re creative, yes?
Then, fly-away with U.S. to the antidote…
Whether you obtain morality4mortality to wiseabove
or just glean tantalizing specimens for thy next best seller,
you shall find in our blogs a lotta (subliminal) moxie
which has taken this sinfull mortal yeeeeers to compile:
I lay it ALL out for you, dear, with All-Star-Oxygems:
Wouldn’t ya love an endless eternity
of aplomBombs falling on thy indelible cranium?
An XtraXcitinXpose with no zooillogical-expiration-date?
An IQ much higher than K2?
An extraordinarily, anti-establishment-victory
with both sardonic, satirical wit Who’s savvy
and avant-guarde-humility??
Here’s what the exquisite, prolific GODy sed
(with a most-excellent-detector of bull§ht):
“Faith, hope, and love,
the greatest of these is love –
jump into faith…
and you’ll VitSee with love”
Doesn’t matter if you don’t believe (what I write);
God believes in you.
Meet me Upstairs, girl, where the Son never goes down
from a super-passionate, lucrative iconoclasm where you’ll find
nonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsX…
of deluxe-HTTP [<- pi] opportunities for excitement BTW.
Do it. Do the deed, dude. Sign into the Big-Zaftig-House.
PS “It is impossible that anyone should NOT receive all that they have believed and hoped to obtain; it gives Me great pleasure when they hope great things from Me and I will always give them more than they expect”
-our Lord Jesus to Saint Gertrude
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